Life in the Slow Lane opens it's doors

Photo courtesy of the International Board of Limited Liability Companies.

After months of public demand, Life in the Slow Lane has finally opened it's doors.

Said to offer hot dogs wrapped in bread and embedded with condiments, Life in the Slow Lane should have no reason but to thrive in a lowbrow community that demands nothing more, or less, than meat wrapped up in some shit, and then filled up with other shit.

As their logo clearly shows, Life in the Slow Lane is an LLC (Limited Liability Company), which means that, while side effects may occur, their liability in this matter is very limited.