Beanie slowly distancing itself from owner

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An area beanie has been slowly distancing itself from the head of it's owner, local sources say, citing irreconcilable differences, as well as a growing disgust for the intolerable cliché the man has become.

With no legal process to aid this action, the beanie is said to have plans of gradually gravitating to the back of the man's head a little bit each day until it eventually falls to the ground, where it will then take it's chances in a lost-and-found bin in Downtown Astoria.

When asked about his opinion on this matter, Hollywood actor and self-proclaimed hat enthusiast Terrence Howard offered no comment at this time.

"It'll be interesting to see this unfold," one resident said. "It's about time we considered the opinions of the clothing itself. This story of resistance and rebellion will definitely tide me over until the next time the Bundys occupy a National Wildlife Refuge."