Flanagan, who is said to be equal parts human and English bulldog, had been sent to Astoria on the advice of his attorneys while U.S. District Court officials have time to review his Wikipedia page before deciding if he is still a danger to others.
Flanagan last made national headlines after a reported dispute with the notorious D.M.S. crew ended with two members of the gang being stabbed by Flanagan himself.
The most recent incident occurred at the Fort George Brewery and Public House at approximately 9:00 pm on Saturday. According to eye witnesses, Flanagan had just sat down to enjoy a game of Go Fish in the upstairs bar with several bearded locals. After losing multiple hands, Flanagan reportedly flipped the 300 lb. dining table and began beating his chest wildly, punching anybody within a ten foot radius of him.
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| Harley Flanagan, poised in front of a signature brick wall. |
Pausing briefly to pass gas, Walker continued. "I've seen rogue waves that didn't have a third of the impact of that man. There was something so brutal and untamed about him. It was like somebody just pulled the cord on a chainsaw and threw it into the middle of a crowded room. There must have been seven or eight teeth just laying on the floor when he was done. And all of it over an innocent game of Go Fish."
Authorities arriving on the scene found themselves unequipped to deal with Flanagan and quickly allowed him to exit the city limits in the direction of Warrenton, where he is still presumed to be. He is considered to be unarmed and extremely dangerous.
A memorial service for those injured during Saturday night's events will be held behind the dark curtain inside Metal Head on Marine Drive.
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