Annie's Tavern to face Astoria Police Department in regional football finals

Annie's Tavern (6-0) will face the Astoria Police Department (5-1) in the regional football finals this coming Saturday at John Warren Field.

Annie's was last in the news when wide receiver Sparkle Foxx was fined $500 after a dance in the end zone involved her picking up a dollar bill without using a single extremity.

Litwit in his standard APD uniform.

The undefeated Annie's is favored by nearly fourteen points, although APD quarterback Thomas Litwit promises his team is ready to do whatever it takes to secure the win.

"They've had an incredible season," Litwit admitted. "But everything we've worked for is riding on this game. We're not about to let it slip away now. We're pillars of the community, sworn to protect and serve the citizens of Astoria. We're well respected in this town. We have a lot more to lose than them."

Litwit threw three consecutive touchdowns during Astoria Police Department's last game against Bornstein Seafoods.