Friday, January 29, 2016

Woman caught eating sandwich in car

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An area woman was spotted yesterday eating a sandwich while driving eastbound on Leif Erikson Drive, reports say.

While eyewitnesses disagree about the make and model of the vehicle she was driving, a strong majority of them feel confident that the sandwich in question was a chicken salad on rye.

"You could see the caraway seeds very clearly," one witness claimed. "It looked like there might have been some lettuce up on top, as well. Baby field greens, if I had to guess. Tomato, too. An all-around decent looking sandwich, albeit a bit on the thin side."

The woman was last seen turning down 45th Street towards Alderbrook.

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