Pacific Northwest Professional Wrestling to add Donald Trump to roster

Trump battling Jimmy "Eagle Bones" Sullivan in last week's exhibition match.

In an act that has surprised many in the local sports world, Pacific Northwest Pro Wrestling executives have agreed to allow billionaire real estate mogul Donald Trump to join their roster.

The decision came almost immediately after research and development reports showed it may be exactly what the struggling organization needs in order to stay afloat, as well as an excellent source of anger management for the notoriously infuriated 2016 presidential candidate.

For those interested, Trump can be seen this coming Sunday at the Astoria Events Center, where he will take a break from the campaign trail to face Iron Jim Manderthrust.